Dragon: Lords of Fire and Sky

i found Brand's twin

2004-11-03T18:29:59Z

ayr i need a pic of Bran
i think that i have found her no-related twin.
this person looks to me the same as Bran.
and she is in IT at school here.
she is going to bring me a pic tomorrow or friday.
love you

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

2004-10-27T18:16:53Z

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8
kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this
one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading
candidates.

Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain
smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven, it's his mother.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges!

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The
same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new
laws each year designed to keep the rest of us
in line.

New School Prayer

2004-10-27T15:24:02Z

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

i HATE THIS CLASS

2004-10-25T18:12:35Z

I hate school

i hate it i hate it i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i got a teacher that is just acting like we know what we are doing and we have no clue what to do to even get started i hate it.

when will teachers ever start teaching what you need to do.

as some one in class just said we just come to class to bs the day and not learn anything.
we are in a lab and have no idea what we are doing and wheres are teach not here that for sure.
i hate this class.
some one save me.

thank you

2004-10-21T03:30:39Z

Thank you ayr for helping me so much with this site. I don’t know what I would ever do with out you. Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You I love you